Chapter 167: Sexy Loungewear

Oh No! The Boy Toy I Raised Turns Out to Be a Beijing Elite Heir Crayon New Year 2626 words 2026-04-01 07:59:46

Xu Yao was dumbfounded in an instant.
Her complexion turned visibly pale.
The scene of swallowing a snake egg raw yesterday violently invaded her mind.
That intense, disgusting, and agonizing sensation caused her body to tremble and even convulse involuntarily.
Xu Yao turned around and ran.
After running for a short while, she could no longer hold it in and vomited everything out in one go.
She threw up so violently that even her stomach acid came out.
Her stomach felt as though it was on fire.
Although it was already completely empty, she still could not stop dry-heaving in waves.
Because of eating the snake meat, her whole body felt as if it were being gnawed on by millions of ants.
Shen Yibai looked at Xu Yao's retreating figure with a blank expression.
"What's wrong with her?"
Jiang Ciyou shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe she's not used to eating this."
In the live broadcast room:
[Ah, ah, ah! Normal people wouldn't be used to it, right? This is snake meat!]
[King cobra, it's actually a king cobra! Can someone give a science lesson? Isn't this snake extremely poisonous? Can it be eaten?]
[As a venomous snake, the king cobra stores its venom mainly in its venom glands. However, from an edible standpoint, the meat of the king cobra itself is non-toxic, consisting primarily of protein. Although the meat itself is non-toxic, I still advise against eating it.]
[Thanks for the advice from upstairs. I assume normal people wouldn't eat it.]
At that moment, a helicopter landed.
Si Yufeng and Jiang Se stepped out of the helicopter.
Both of them looked refreshed and energetic.
As soon as Jiang Se got down, she caught a whiff of a fragrant aroma.
"So fragrant, so fragrant! What good food are you eating?"
Following the scent, Jiang Se hurried toward Jiang Ciyou and Shen Yibai.
Jiang Se quickly reached Jiang Ciyou's side.
"What is this?"
Shen Yibai said, "Snake meat."
"Is it good? Let me try some."
Shen Yibai tore off a piece and handed it to her.
Jiang Se was not polite at all; she sat down right next to them and began to eat along with them.
Si Yufeng also walked over. Looking at Jiang Se enjoying herself so much, he wore a speechless expression.
"Teacher Jiang, you already ate two Boston lobsters, three steaks, a portion of pasta, and five small cupcakes this morning."
Jiang Se took a bite of the snake meat without any regard for her image: "But I've never eaten snake meat before."
Si Yufeng: "..."
In the live broadcast room:

[These three are something else. Why do both my idol and the CP I ship like eating snake meat? Total disillusionment.]
[Not gonna lie, seeing them eat with such relish makes me curious about what it tastes like.]
[Best Actress Jiang really knows how to handle things. If you hand it to her, she eats it; if you don't, she grabs it.]
On the other side, little Feifei once again notified everyone to gather.
Jiang Ciyou and Shen Yibai had almost finished eating. They stood up, clapped their hands together, and walked toward the direction of the beach.
Only Jiang Se was both eating and taking some to go.
After walking just a few steps, she passed by Xu Yao.
Seeing Xu Yao kneeling on the ground in weakness, looking completely devoid of strength, Jiang Se walked over and asked with concern, "Xu Yao, what's wrong with you?"
Xu Yao had used up all her strength vomiting earlier and could not even speak coherently.
A thought occurred to Jiang Se: "You must not have eaten breakfast and are starving. Never mind, take this and eat it."
With that, she shoved a piece of snake meat she was holding straight into Xu Yao's mouth.
Then she dusted off her hands, cast a reluctant glance at the remaining food, and walked away, hiding her achievements and fame.
With something suddenly stuffed into her mouth, Xu Yao mechanically and instinctively chewed once.
But very soon, she found the taste all too familiar.
She reached into her mouth, pulled it out, and took a look.
It was that damn snake meat again!
Blech—
On the other side, except for Xu Yao, everyone else had already gathered on the beach.
Little Feifei spun around the group in circles.
"Everyone, considering that you all weren't very enthusiastic about romance yesterday, today we have arranged a couple's task. Today's task is for couple partners to take photos together. We have prepared four different styles. Next, please have each guest go into the dark room in turn to choose their preferred style. Male and female guests who tacitly choose the same style will form a temporary couple. The resulting photos will be posted online and voted on according to their CP chemistry. The couple with the highest popularity value will enjoy a lavish lunch provided by our production team. The rest will only receive simple meals, and the couple with the lowest popularity will not be provided with lunch at all—please solve your own meals."
[They're stirring up trouble again! The production team is stirring up trouble again!]
[First time seeing such a perverted production team. If you don't date properly, you don't get to eat!]
[But I'm really looking forward to it. What kind of CPs will end up forming? I hope Caiyunian doesn't get broken up; I want to ship Sister You and the younger brother.]
[Ever since the Crown Prince didn't cast his heart vote for Shen Qingqing, shipping the 'Frail and Delicate' CP is giving me a toothache.]
[This variety show is fun to watch, but why does it feel like driving ducks onto perches, just like when my mom used to force me to do homework as a child?]
[This is no dating show; it's clearly playing matchmaker at random!]
Soon, all the guests entered the dark room in the order of the draw.
This time, Jiang Ciyou was the first to go in.
There were eight cards on the table.
The cards depicted men's and women's clothing in different styles: loungewear, white wedding gowns, traditional Chinese cheongsams, and forest-style outfits.
Jiang Ciyou directly chose a set of loungewear-style photos.
After Jiang Ciyou came out, the other guests entered one by one.

Five minutes later.
Little Feifei asked everyone to show the cards in their hands and begin matching.
Jiang Ciyou and Shen Yibai chose the loungewear style.
Si Yufeng and Jiang Se chose the traditional Chinese cheongsam style.
Wei Tingfang and Xu Yao chose the forest style.
Bo Jinxiu and Shen Qingqing chose the white wedding gown.
In fact, Bo Jinxiu was the last one to go in.
He had had no opportunity to choose at all.
Yet the live broadcast room was extremely satisfied with these pairings.
[It's destiny! The CPs we ship haven't broken up yet!]
[White wedding gowns! Tonight, the Crown Prince's heart vote will definitely go to our Qingqing, right?]
[When Sister You came out, I saw the younger brother stealing a glance at her. The younger brother has some schemes, oh!]
[So happy, I can happily ship my CPs again!]
Shortly after, a helicopter airlifted four professional photographers to the location.
They brought along the clothing and props for today's shoot and distributed them to everyone according to the styles they had chosen.
Then everyone went to their respective tents to change clothes.
Jiang Ciyou had originally thought the loungewear style would just be ordinary casual clothes.
To her surprise, it was an extremely sexy white shirt.
The buttons on the white shirt plunged quite low.
Even when fully buttoned, it still failed to conceal the alluring glimpse of cleavage at her chest.
The length of the shirt was just enough to cover the upper part of her thighs, revealing a pair of straight, snow-white, long legs.
Jiang Se had also finished changing into her cheongsam.
Her cheongsam was retro, vibrant, and stunning, outlining her curvaceous figure to perfection.
Yet she still could not help praising Jiang Ciyou, "Youyou, this loungewear of yours looks so good."
Jiang Ciyou smiled and generously replied, "Sister Se, yours is gorgeous too."
Xu Yao glanced at Jiang Ciyou, her eyes turning red with jealousy.
Why was it that she had to wear a bland and uninspired forest-style long dress, while Jiang Ciyou got to look so sexy?
Xu Yao could not help muttering under her breath, "Dressing like that, who is she trying to seduce?"